Does Andrew Morton even have a life of his own?
from the article:
"Tom Cruise" begins, "If truth be told, Tom Cruise Mapother IV has always been something of a ladies' man" (should any biographer open with "if truth be told"?) and ends with this thunderclap: "Perhaps the most complex character he has ever played is Tom Cruise himself." Between those sentences resides a 323-page air sandwich.
Now let's just get back to enjoying that nice big smile courtesy of msnbc.
